I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking