By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically