The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…