Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead