Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…