If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…