I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…