In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged