At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor