I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death