It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky