It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty