Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…