Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
One thing I could do Was need control
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression