You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times