God Isn’t the How and Why, He’s the How and Way
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
I will gladly suffer fools for love
It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing