It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary