Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I