I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
I changed My mind By following My heart
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…