Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said