Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough