In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction