“The schizophrenic is not, as generally claimed, characterized by his loss of touch with reality but by the absolute proximity to and total instantaneousness with things, this overexposure to the transparency of the world.” Jean Baudrillard
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock