In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed