Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half