People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology