When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it