I want what you want so I want a cow
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
Let there be light blight and hindsight
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes