Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…