Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end