Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
Never Win Anything
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese