You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure