Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…