The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue