In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin