Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
When God closes one store He opens another
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist