Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away