There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it