I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…