I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
Breathe in not out
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen