Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
My ego is too big
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second