I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love