If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…