God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game