What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…