Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have
There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…