Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists