I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life: