Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats