I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder